tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag, via dutchster)

bitch-pudding:

myspcefamous2012:

the breakfast club isnt even about breakfastΒ 

you could have at least said spoiler alert

(Source: cooldragonboy4000, via borinq)


Well, I cry whenever I watch an emotional scene that I did, just because it brings me back to that moment. It’s like I remember being there, I remember feeling what I felt.
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Thanks bæ

hopeflakes:

When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post

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(via crystallized-teardrops)

oknope:

what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again

(via lydiamartcn)

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

(Source: youtubeofficial, via cassjaytuck)

fasterfood:

when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you

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(via dutchster)

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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(via crystallized-teardrops)

artichokehold:

simba got a new maine
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